wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

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modular-definition:

This is one of my favorite Doctor Who moments, by far.

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I am so thankful for the friends I have!

thefinalfeature started following you

autenticnarutard:

I feel loved…

h0pesand-dreams:

sometwatstolemyurl:

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK SEASON 2 TRAILER

HOLY SHIT I’M SO EXCITED I COULD CRY

(Source: aquaticrecords)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

avocreaming:

I have been laughing for a full five minutes at this tweet

avocreaming:

I have been laughing for a full five minutes at this tweet

australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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fyeahcanines:

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